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Hazel Shotgun @sjh09055

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Graduation and Half-Life Fanfiction

Posted by sjh09055 - May 27th, 2009


So yes, I am finally a High School Graduate!
THANK THE HEAVENS....<3
That last week of school, that final stretch, was strangely difficult
I had to write 8 essays...including a 20 page one on Arthur Miller's
Development and Definition of Tragedy in All My Sons and Death of a Salesman
But i finished!!! and I shall no longer speak of such annoying school-related
bullcrap. <_<

So, recently i discovered a hilarious Half-Life series on Youtube
(not the Whitest Kids U Know, I promise)
based on a "Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/
Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences"

It had me rolling over with laughter
So hopefully you, my fellow newgrounders, will enjoy it aswell:

"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said

"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

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Here is a picture (because I cant get one from graduation yet) of me and my best friend from prom:

Graduation and Half-Life Fanfiction


Comments

"John Freeman ramped off building, and did a blackflip, and landed."

Greatest. Stunt. Ever!!

:D agreed

AGREE , too^^

And two cute ones over me :3

:D thank you