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The Epic Error of Journal Entries

2010-10-12 19:52:18 by sjh09055
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The Epic Error of Journal Entries


Russian Roulette and Snuff

2010-04-02 18:46:01 by sjh09055
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Its been a while since I last updated. I've been pretty busy with work :( Russian Realism has been killing me. Yet, despite all those mundane trivialities of life, I have still been finding lovely treasures of the internet to share with my fellow Newgrounds Comrades.

Chat Roulette has been blowing up recently (I give that credit to the lovely people of /b/ that repost the same gifs to fuck with people on the webcam site, but i digress) and as a result some gems have been posted to youtube. So i will dedicate the first part of this blog post to such chatroulette videos.
Enjoy:

This first video is by a friend's friend named Steve and its his tribute to GaGa:

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This one kills me inside each time I watch it because I wasnt there :( I went to the Ben Fold's concert 2 days before this video was made and I am so Jealous:

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This last video is not a chatroulette based one but just a quick skit that will make you crack up:

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Catch you guys later <3 You all



I've been real busy lately with college and shit...soooooooo here are just some video updates:
LEGO AWESOME - 8-Bit Trip:

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AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS #5 = HILARIOUS!

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Lastly...WKUK presents Blue Whale Dick

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Submission to the Art Portal, Party!!, and How To Peel Bananas Like A Monkey!!

So tonight I submitted 3 of my artworks (2 digital 1 traditional) onto the new Art Portal!
Please check them out when you get the chance :).

Other then that nothing much has happened since i returned from Europe last week except for work and throwing my 2 guy friends and boyfriend a bachalorette themed Birthday Party.
Aka Penis Themed
Penis Ballons, Penis Confetti, Penis Cookies, Penis Cake, Penis Ice Pops, Penis Straws, Penis Everything!!
It was pretty damn fun. We ended up renting badly dubbed hentai and laughing our asses off.
In the end the Party turned out to be a blast ^_^

So the video i share with you today is one that changed my life forever and may even change yours...
Did you ever wonder if you were peeling a banana the correct primal way?
I didnt until I saw this video:

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oh and BTW HADOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Art, Party and Bananas (Peel Them The Right Way!)



So yes, I am finally a High School Graduate!
THANK THE HEAVENS....<3
That last week of school, that final stretch, was strangely difficult
I had to write 8 essays...including a 20 page one on Arthur Miller's
Development and Definition of Tragedy in All My Sons and Death of a Salesman
But i finished!!! and I shall no longer speak of such annoying school-related
bullcrap. <_<

So, recently i discovered a hilarious Half-Life series on Youtube
(not the Whitest Kids U Know, I promise)
based on a "Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/
Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences"

It had me rolling over with laughter
So hopefully you, my fellow newgrounders, will enjoy it aswell:

"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said

"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

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Here is a picture (because I cant get one from graduation yet) of me and my best friend from prom:

Graduation and Half-Life Fanfiction


Cliterature....?

2009-05-15 17:39:27 by sjh09055

"Hey Baby, I am amazing at analyzing Cliterature <3"
My god
worst but funniest pick up line....EVER
or at least one of them

Anywho, Today was my last official day of high school
and i am graduating Next Week
Then off to college i go :D

AP exams weren't so bad
Especially Cliter- i mean Literature
So I am feeling a bit better
only two more essays left til i am DONE

Recently I've been drawing alot...
I have a closeup of a recent pic
Her name is Polaris <3
and i will post her at the bottom

Soooo Now for some awkwardness...at its best
Enjoy:

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Cliterature....?


The Grapist

2009-05-06 22:44:13 by sjh09055

"I'm Going To Tie You To The Radiator and Grape You In The Mouth"

Haha I love WKUK
Anywho, tonight is the night before my English Literature AP exam
Fun Fun Fun
I'm a tad bit nervous but i feel reall prepared
However, those nerves have led to to search for stress relievers
Thus I am here on Newgrounds Now :D
BTW Wish Me Luck :3

So time to share the grapist with the world:

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If you thought that was funny check out the real thing:

http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

The Grapist


Worn Out

2009-05-03 23:54:59 by sjh09055
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Ughhh god school...ends...23rd...
So close...yet so...far away
:<
Ugh...soooo done
AP exams start tomorrow
and I have 4 of them
:.(
I will start to post better stuff soon...sorry for such a disappointing post
just to make this more interesting here are some cute japanese girls:

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The week after Megacon was a major bummer. Senioritis had finally started to kick in and I no longer wanted to go to school. So I ended up skipping 2 days of school along with 4 exams. But whatever, I will have to deal with all that tomorrow. Anyway, this past week in general sucked....except for yesterday when I got to hang out with Michael Swain and it was amazing!!! So pretty much Mike picked me up around 2pm and we went to see Watchmen. The movie was awesome (esp. with Mikey -^_^-) up until the last half an hour when the sound cut off >:( . But the theater compensated us with free movie tickets and we decided to go back in to see the ending (after getting some coffee of course). After the movies, I took him to a comic/Japanese import store near my house called Tate's. Mike ended up buying this adorable yeast (bear/bread) microorganism plush xoxoxo. After we went to a Thai restaurant for dinner (delicious) and then to a Starbucks where we sketched together (completely dreamy ->_<- <3). Last but not least, we went to Laser Quest, where the real fun began!! After signing in, we had to wait for the next game, so we decided to play some air hockey in the mean time...and in the end he beat me fair and square TT_TT *blow to the ego*. But my revenge came when we went into the actual Laser tag game XP. We spent 30 minutes playing with 30 other people as our targets. It was so much fun! We separated at first and I ended up ambushing a bunch of groups in the towers. Then, towards the middle and up until the end, Mike and I joined forces and picked off people one by one! It was killer awesome and fighting alongside with him. When the game ended we went to receive our scores. I was in first place XD ranking up with 1567 points in total (expected for being a two year member of the place). To my surprise, however, Mike ranked 5th out of the 32 people (being his first time, he did fucking amazing - on my first time I ranked 30th place TT_TT. I am afraid that next time we play he will kick my ass). Sadly, after Laser Quest, Mike had to take me home. However, I was definitely happy on how our day went, and especially happy when we made plans for the upcoming weekend. Now all that rests in my path is a week of catching up in school TT_TT! But I will definitely work hard if it means getting to hang out with Mike again <3. That's all for now!

Kicking Ass and Taking Names Revised


Kicking Ass and Taking Names

2009-03-08 17:11:11 by sjh09055

The week after Megacon was a major bummer. Senioritis had finally started to kick in and I no longer wanted to go to school. So I ended up skipping 2 days of school along with 4 exams. But whatever, I will have to deal with all that tomorrow. Anyway, this past week in general sucked....except for yesterday when I got to hang out with someone (from Newgrounds) I never even dreamed of being able to chill with before(I will disclose names after I receive permission to do so XP for now I will use the code name Lychee). So pretty much Lychee picked me up around 2pm and we went to see Watchmen. The movie was awesome (esp. with Lychee -^_^-) up until the last half an hour when the sound cut off >:( . But the theater compensated us with free movie tickets and we decided to go back in to see the ending (after getting some coffee of course). After the movies, I took him to a comic/Japanese import store near my house called Tate's. Lychee ended up buying this adorable yeast (bear/bread) microorganism plush xoxoxo. After we went to a Thai restaurant for dinner (delicious) and then to a Starbucks where we sketched together (completely dreamy ->_<- <3). Last but not least, we went to Laser Quest, where the real fun began!! After signing in, we had to wait for the next game, so we decided to play some air hockey in the mean time...and in the end he beat me fair and square TT_TT *blow to the ego*. But my revenge came when we went into the actual Laser tag game XP. We spent 30 minutes playing with 30 other people as our targets. It was so much fun! We separated at first and I ended up ambushing a bunch of groups in the towers. Then, towards the middle and up until the end, Lychee and I joined forces and picked off people one by one! It was killer awesome and fighting alongside with him. When the game ended we went to receive our scores. I was in first place XD ranking up with 1567 points in total (expected for being a two year member of the place). To my surprise, however, Lychee ranked 5th out of the 32 people (being his first time, he did fucking amazing - on my first time I ranked 30th place TT_TT. I am afraid that next time we play he will kick my ass). Sadly, after Laser Quest, Lychee had to take me home. However, I was definitely happy on how our day went, and especially happy when we made plans for the upcoming weekend. Now all that rests in my path is a week of catching up in school TT_TT! But I will definitely work hard if it means getting to hang out with Lychee again <3. That's all for now!

Kicking Ass and Taking Names